I am Welsh, have a degree, work for the civil service as a mindless monkey and need things like this to express myself and to create the impression of creativity and self importance. I suspect the person sitting in the back of my office will one day bring a gun to work. He just gives off those vibes. I plan to foil him and become a minor celebrity and do talk shows for exorbitant fees until I am forced into appearances for reality TV. I will be found dead in a most unusual fashion and a new fetish will be born.